100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed colors. Relaxed fit. Twill-taped neck and shoulders; double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems.
This is a REAL list. I used to leave my teenage son home with friends while I ran errands. When I got back, I’d find some stupid thing they did while I was gone. So I started this list. Remind your own troublemakers: When Momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.